Today we have a special guest contribution from thesilencesib-ling. The silence kids took in last Thursday’s Bruce Springsteen concert, but we’ve been laying low due to several outstanding bar tabs that we may or may not have knowingly dashed on. Here’s what we remember though:
- Catching Springsteen live is like turning on your television and discovering you have free porn.
- The reverend of funk, Clarence Clemons is one unique individual, plays a mean sax.
- Springsteen is still hot at 59-years old. Probably would have taken the chance to bone him if there was one.
- He could have played a little less from The Rising, considering it’s not very good.
- Tunnel of Love and The Rising could probably battle it out for lamest Boss album.
- During the encore Bruce played a Keltic rock song for over seven minutes. I fucking hate Keltic rock.
- He closed the night with a rocking rendition of “Glory Days” and I’ve never seen so many white people’s arms flailing about in an audience.
- Thankfully, he didn’t play that Tom Hanks AIDS song.
Thanks to the “sib” for her contribution. Keep “slappin’ da bass”.


