I’m Going to be a Sexist and Misogynistic Jerk

Like, OMG you guys!  Leah Miller was like named Canada’s smartest star.  Did I say smartest?  Like whoopsy! I meant sexiest.

This announcement came on Wednesday’s shit-tastic episode of So You Think You Can Dance Canada. My girl watches it, that’s how I know this.  That’s a good thing, because I can’t find this bit of news anywhere else, and I’m protesting.  Princess Leah isn’t even Canada’s bustiest TV host let alone our sexiest.  Aliya-Jasmine Sovani of MTV has twice the guns, a killer sense of humor, and no link to my doppelganger; Dallas Green.

I don’t know who Canada’s sexiest star is, I’m pretty sure it’s not this girl; also quite positive that it’s not Tanya Kim either.  Wait, why does Canada’s sexiest star need to be a woman?

Oh, that’s right… TITS!

SL

Don’t Make Me Angry…

Alright, here we go.

Patrick Roy had his number 33 retired by the Montreal Canadiens on Saturday.  Patrick Roy is a fucking asshole.  Patrick Roy is a shitty father, and a wife beater too.  I hate dad coaches who put their kids on the ice all the time.  Whoooooo!

I read this article in The Toronto Star about So You Think You Can Dance Canada.  Ok, it is very popular, but only because the superior American version was ultra popular this year.  Boo-ya!  I said ULTRA, mumma-fuckahs!  Check out what Susan Walker said about my buddy; “Jean-Marc Généreux, for one, obviously knows everything about ballroom dancing.” Nowhere in the article does she mention that he also knows everything about being a perv.

Here is some cool stuff I discovered this week:

The Killers suck.  The Dark Knight really wasn’t that great of a movie.  Party of Five was the best TV show of the ’90′s.  My old boss was a bitch (actually I knew that when she was my boss too).  I talked to a guy who accidentally smoked crack, in a Pizza Pizza washroom.  Party of Five was at its best when Bailey was a raging alcoholic.  People put too many pictures of their babies on Facebook.

…You Woudn’t Like Me When I’m Angry

SL