Alright, here we go.
Patrick Roy had his number 33 retired by the Montreal Canadiens on Saturday. Patrick Roy is a fucking asshole. Patrick Roy is a shitty father, and a wife beater too. I hate dad coaches who put their kids on the ice all the time. Whoooooo!
I read this article in The Toronto Star about So You Think You Can Dance Canada. Ok, it is very popular, but only because the superior American version was ultra popular this year. Boo-ya! I said ULTRA, mumma-fuckahs! Check out what Susan Walker said about my buddy; “Jean-Marc Généreux, for one, obviously knows everything about ballroom dancing.” Nowhere in the article does she mention that he also knows everything about being a perv.
Here is some cool stuff I discovered this week:
The Killers suck. The Dark Knight really wasn’t that great of a movie. Party of Five was the best TV show of the ’90′s. My old boss was a bitch (actually I knew that when she was my boss too). I talked to a guy who accidentally smoked crack, in a Pizza Pizza washroom. Party of Five was at its best when Bailey was a raging alcoholic. People put too many pictures of their babies on Facebook.
…You Woudn’t Like Me When I’m Angry
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