Bell: One Customer At A Time

Bell’s Employee of the Month for September

The saga continues.  Still no word from Bell’s Customer Relations department.

That’s Austrian “Dungeon Dad” Josef Fritzl at a gala event sponsored by Bell.  Both Fritzl and Bell are known for their strong captivity tactics.

Bell is the new Rogers

I hate Rogers Communications.  I danced in the streets when Ted Rogers kicked the bucket, and I used to phone their customer service department just to toy with their feeble minds.  Today, Bell Mobility has crossed me in a way that makes me wish I could just dig up old uncle Teddy and give him a big hug.

It’s ironic that on this day of September 11, 2009, my only thoughts of panic and terror are the ones that I wish upon the cock sucking crooks that claim to offer more for less.

On July 22 I went to my local authorized Bell dealer and asked about upgrading my Blackberry.  I have the oldest one that you can still use.  I was told at that time that if I waited until August 14 that I would have a credit and could purchase a newer model at a drastically reduced rate.  Credits, yeah, we’re all supposed to get them at some point.  I was two years deep on a three year contract on August 14.

The problem is this:  Bell tells me today that as of August 1, 2009 that the upgrade policy on my plan has changed and hence, I’ve got no credits.  Shitty service and under-handed tactics were the reason I left Rogers in the first place, but this… this is the work of a true monopolizing tyrant.  Fuck you Bell, eat shit… eat MY shit.

I’d like to walk into your executive offices and start spraying bitches with a Super-Soaker full of piss.

Curtis, employee ID# 6005070, you are a slave to your imperialist father.  Thank you for your shitty customer service; you know less words than Jessica Simpson, how did you ever become a supervisor?

This isn’t over Bell, this is just the beginning.

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SL